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Sunday, August 26, 2018

Michael Pakenham's Movie Madness - Episode 1 - The Happytime Murders

Welcome to the first episode of Michael Pakenham's Movie Madness! I'm Michael, and for this episode, I'm going to review a R-rated film I saw in theaters on Friday. And yes, since I'm 15, I was supervised while seeing this film, since this was the first time I saw an R-rated film in theaters. This film was a adult-oriented parody of preschool classic Sesame Street, produced by the Jim Henson Company. In fact, Sesame Workshop (the studio that brought kiddies Sesame Street) sued the company who made this film over using the title of the show in trailers and TV spots for the film. This film is called "The Happytime Murders". Now before I begin, this post will contain spoilers (since this film just came out on Friday). Second thing, if you don't know what semen is, you're too young to read the review of this film. Viewer discretion is HEAVILY advised.

The film was fine. It had its ups and downs to be honest. There was only one jumpscare in it, and yes, it did make me jump (I'm not even going mention the part). And my favorite part of the film was the sex scene involving Phil Phillips (the blue puppet guy) and the puppet lady. Semen was used as silly string, which was funny. I don't have any other things to say about this film. But let's just say that I give this film on a scale of 1 to 10, a 11/10.

See you next time on Michael Pakenham's Movie Madness!

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