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Damn, it's been nearly a year since I last typed here in this blog. I gotta keep track of my blog more. Anyway, hey guys, M-Pack is bac...
Friday, August 31, 2018
Comic #16: Ashley the Getaway Driver
Thursday, August 30, 2018
Pumpkin Johnny Returns!
Well, I'm gonna freaking tell ya anyway!
There's already a book entitled "Pumpkin Jack" and I don't want to copy it! So I renamed my character from Jack to Johnny, to prevent this!
Again, Pumpkin Johnny's back! Yay!
Sunday, August 26, 2018
Comic #15: Mike Watching TV
We will all miss you, McCain, especially your family...
Michael Pakenham's Movie Madness - Episode 1 - The Happytime Murders
Welcome to the first episode of Michael Pakenham's Movie Madness! I'm Michael, and for this episode, I'm going to review a R-rated film I saw in theaters on Friday. And yes, since I'm 15, I was supervised while seeing this film, since this was the first time I saw an R-rated film in theaters. This film was a adult-oriented parody of preschool classic Sesame Street, produced by the Jim Henson Company. In fact, Sesame Workshop (the studio that brought kiddies Sesame Street) sued the company who made this film over using the title of the show in trailers and TV spots for the film. This film is called "The Happytime Murders". Now before I begin, this post will contain spoilers (since this film just came out on Friday). Second thing, if you don't know what semen is, you're too young to read the review of this film. Viewer discretion is HEAVILY advised.
The film was fine. It had its ups and downs to be honest. There was only one jumpscare in it, and yes, it did make me jump (I'm not even going mention the part). And my favorite part of the film was the sex scene involving Phil Phillips (the blue puppet guy) and the puppet lady. Semen was used as silly string, which was funny. I don't have any other things to say about this film. But let's just say that I give this film on a scale of 1 to 10, a 11/10.
See you next time on Michael Pakenham's Movie Madness!
1 year ago...
Yes, I mean one year ago! On this day, I started the blog M-Pack! I have one thing to announce:
I am starting a new series exclusively for this blog, and it's appropriately titled:
"Michael Pakenham's Movie Madness"!
The first episode will commence with the 1st birthday of the blog, and will be posted later today (hopefully)! This will be a surprise, and I'm not going to spoil what film I'm reviewing until it's posted. And the film I'm reviewing is going to be an R-rated film. I saw this film in theaters as my first R-rated film...that I first saw in theaters.
Thanks so much for all the support, and hopefully my blog could go on for two years or maybe even three! See ya for episode one of Michael Pakenham's Movie Madness!